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I was lonelier than kunta kinte at a merle haggard concert that night i strolled on into uncle limpy&#39;s hump palace lookin&#39; for love. it had been a
While. in fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went since that midnight run haulin&#39; hog to shakey town on i-10. i had picked up this
Hitchhiker that was sweatin&#39; gallons through a pair of daisy duke cut-offs and one of those fruit of the loom tank-tops. well, that night i lost myself
To ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes. name was russell.

Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin&#39;
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin&#39;
Well i find it&#39;s quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin&#39;

Well, faster than you can say, &quot;shallow grave&quot;, this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin&#39; my balls like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
Said her name was bambi and i said, &quot;well that&#39;s a coincidence darlin&#39;, cause i was just thinkin&#39; about skinnin&#39; you like a ; well she smiled,
Had about as much teeth as a jack-o-lantern, and i went on to tell her how i would wear her face like a mask as i do my little kooky dance. and
Then she told me to shush. i guess she could sense my desperation. course, it&#39;s hard to hide a hard-on when you&#39;re dressed like minnie pearl.

Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin&#39;
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin&#39;
Well i find it&#39;s quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin&#39;

So, bambi&#39;s goin&#39; on about how she can make all my fantasies come true. so i says, &quot;even this one i have where jesus christ is jackhammering
Mickey mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as garth brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on
Santa claus&#39;s tummy-tum?&quot; well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later i&#39;m parkin&#39; the beef bus in tuna town if you know what i mean.
Got to nail her back at her trailer. heh. that rhymes. i have to admit it was even more of a turn-on when i found out she was doin&#39; me to buy baby
Formula.

Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin&#39;
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin&#39;
Well i find it&#39;s quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin&#39;

Day or so had passed when i popped the clutch, gave the tranny a spin and slid on into the stinky pinky gulp n&#39; guzzle big rig snooze-a-stop.
There i was browsin&#39; through the latest issue of &quot;throb&quot;, when i saw bambi starin&#39; at me from the back of a milk carton. well, my heart just dropped.
So, i decided to do what any good christian would. you can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the
One-eyed gopher when your doin&#39; seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler. i never thought missing children could be so sexy. did i say that out loud?

Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin&#39;
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin&#39;
Well i find it&#39;s quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin&#39;

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