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I&#39;m not the brightest crayon in the box
everyone says i&#39;m dumber than a bag of rocks
i barely even know how to put on my own pants
but i&#39;m a genius in france (yeah), genius in france, genius in france
Hoom chaka laka
hoom chaka laka
hoom chaka
I may not be the sharpest hunk of cheese
i got a negative number on my sats
i&#39;m not good looking and i don&#39;t know how to dance
but nevertheless and in spite of the evidence i am still widely considered to be
a genius in france, a genius in france, a genius in france
People say i&#39;m a geek, a moronic little freak
an annoying pipsqueak with an unfortunate physique
if i was any dumber, they&#39;d have to water me twice a week
But when the mademoiselles see me, they all swoon and shriek
they dig my mystique, they say i&#39;m c&#39;est magnifique
when i&#39;m in par-ee, i&#39;m the chic-est of the chic
They love my body odor and my bad toupee
they love my stripey shirt and my stupid beret
and when i&#39;m sipping on a perrier
in some cafe town in st. tropez
It&#39;s hard to keep the fans at bay
they say, &quot;sign my poodle, s&#39;il vous plait&quot;
&quot;sign my poodle, s&#39;il vous plait&quot;
Hemenene humenene
himenene homenene

Folks in my hometown think i&#39;m a fool
got too much chlorine in my gene pool
A few peas short of a casserole
a few buttons missing on my remote control
a few fries short of a happy meal
i couldn&#39;t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
Instructions on the heel
instructions on the heel
But when i&#39;m in provence, i get free croissants
yeah, i&#39;m the guy every french lady wants
and if you ask &#39;em why, you&#39;re bound to get this response
(he&#39;s a genius in france genius in france)
That&#39;s right
(he&#39;s a genius in france, genius in france)
you know it
(he&#39;s a genius in france, genius in france, genius in france)
I&#39;m not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree
but the folks in france, they don&#39;t seem to agree
they say, &quot;bonjour, monsieur would you take ze picture with me?&quot;
I say, &quot;oui, oui&quot;
that&#39;s right, i say, &quot;oui, oui&quot;
&quot;oui, oui&quot;
he says, &quot;oui, oui&quot;
I&#39;m dumber than a box of hair
but those frenchies don&#39;t seem to care
don&#39;t know why, mon frere
but they love me there
I&#39;m a genius in france
yeah, i&#39;m a genius in france
Gonna make a big splash when i show up in cannes
gonna make those frenchies scream
&quot;you ze man you ze man you ze man&quot;
Like a fine renoir (waa), i&#39;ve got that je ne c&#39;est quoi (quoi)
like a fine renoir (ooh la la), i&#39;ve got that je ne c&#39;est ...
quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo-we-oo
quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo-we-oo
Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy
bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy
bow
[snort]
I&#39;m a taco short of a combo plate
but by some twist of fate, all the frogs think i&#39;m great
oh, the men all faint and the women scream
they like me more than heavy cream
When i&#39;m in versailles, i&#39;m a popular guy
my oh my, i&#39;m as french as apple pie (apple pie)
they think i&#39;m awfully witty, a riot and a half
when i tell a stupid joke, they laugh (haw haw haw haw haw)
and laugh (haw haw haw haw haw haw)
People in france have lots of attitude
they&#39;re snotty and rude, they like disgusting food
but when they see me, they just come unglued
they think that i am one happening dude
Bowm ba ba bowm ba bowm ba bowm
i&#39;m about as sharp as a bowling ball
but they like me better than charles de gaulle
Entre nous, it&#39;s very true
the room temperature&#39;s higher than my iq
but they love me more than gerard depardieu
how did this happen; i don&#39;t have a clue
Well, i&#39;m not the quickest tractor on the farm
i don&#39;t have any skills or grace or charm
and most people look at me like i&#39;m all covered with ants
but i&#39;m a genius in france (yeah), genius in france, genius in france
And i&#39;m never goin&#39; back, i&#39;m never goin&#39; back
i&#39;m never never never never goin&#39; back home again
i&#39;m tearin&#39; up my return flight ticket
gonna tell the folks back here where they can stick it
&#39;cause i&#39;m never goin&#39; back
i&#39;m never goin&#39; back
i&#39;m never goin&#39; back
The girls back home never gave me a chance
but i sho&#39; &#39;nuff got them frogs in some kinda trance
and i&#39;m aware that it&#39;s a most improbable circumstance
but &quot;great googily moogily&quot;, i&#39;m a genius in france
Every frenchie that i meet
just can&#39;t wait to kiss my feet
get in line, pucker up tout suite
Bowm diddy bowm diddy bowm diddy
I&#39;m gettin&#39; even more famous by the hour
i&#39;m stuffed with pastries and drunk with power
now they&#39;re puttin&#39; up my statue by the eiffel tower
A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the left
a little more to the left, boys, a little more to the left
I&#39;m the biggest dork there is alive
my mom picked out my clothes for me &#39;till i was 35
and i forgot to mention
i&#39;m not even welcome at the star trek convention
But the frenchies think
that my poop don&#39;t stink
i&#39;m a genius in france
Say, would you pass the grey poupon?
merci beaucoup

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