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These are the tales the freaky
The tales that i tell so

I met this girl her name was joan
She loved the way i rocked the microphone
When i met joan i took her home
She was just like a doggy all on my bone
I met another girl her name was ann
All she wanted was to freak with a man
When i met ann i soked her pans
We ended up freakin&#39; by garbage can
The next young freak i met was red
I took her to the house and she gave me head
She likes to freak was all she said
We jumped in the sheets and we broke my bed
There&#39;s another girl, her name is mary
Talked about sex and the girl acted scary
I heard she was freakin&#39; for my homeboy jerry
Took her to the house and i popped that cherry

Young and tender, sweet denise
Get her in the bed and the girl&#39;s a beast
I tell you, homeboy, if you get a piece
She only talks about signin&#39; a lease
I met this tender, her name was lori
And a x-rated movie wouldn&#39;t tell her story
She had a twinsister, her name was lisa
And just like lori, she&#39;s a real dick pleaser
My girlfriend&#39;s name was michelle, i freaked her well
Her pussy got hotter than flames in hell
I geed this girl, her name was tammy
I didn&#39;t wanna do it cause the bitch was flammy
She had a best friend, her name was jane
I pulled to the side and i spitted that game
I met a lot of freaks in my lifespine
Freaked one night with a girl named pam
The very next day i saw her with her man
One week passed and i was in her again
I had an old tender, her name was janie
She was thirty-two and i was only eighteen
She likes to freak, she&#39;s just a fiend
It really didn&#39;t matter when i saw her in jeans
I wanna big freak, fat and slobby
I kick on back and i watch her mouth
Two tons of fun, big mama jama
A country-girl from alabama
I met this girl, her name was betty
Her pussy got wet and it smelled like death
I was tired as hell, i was drippin&#39; sweat
But i was all up in her tryin&#39; to hold my breath
Bake and shake us, i met this freak in vegas
She said her name was donna
She was a pitty little freak from china
I said i don&#39;t pimp or gigolo
I&#39;m havin&#39; so much money that i don&#39;t need a hoe
You can break yourself but you can&#39;t break me
You never met a player like $hort, baby
I knew a dick sucker named betty-jo
Took her to my home and we did it on the floor
The girl got freaky and i tell you more:
She was down on her knees beggin&#39; to blow
She&#39;s like another freak named ren`
You get her alone and she&#39;ll make your day
Like burger king, she knows the play
But a freak like ren`, you can have it your

These are the tales, the freaky
These are the tales that i tell so

I met this girl, thick as hell
Only sixteen, said her name was linell
I took her to my house, i could not wait
Her shit was much tighter than central safe
Let me tell you this since we talkin&#39; young
I met another girl, said her name was yvonne
Always talkin&#39; about havin&#39; fun
Once again in the bed i got it goin&#39; on
I&#39;m sir too $hort, couldn&#39;t be no punk
I try to get funky like female funk
So when you see me comin&#39; or see me goin&#39;
I keep my money, let the hoes keep throwin&#39;
I once met a tender, she did it for free
On the foothill bust number forty-three
All the way on the back she was workin&#39; me
Had my big beatbox and i was jammin&#39; the beat
I met this freak named aunt winell
Macked on the baby like an ice-cold vet
Everythin&#39; she had is what i get
Cause i&#39;m too $hort, baby, i don&#39;t play that shit
I met another freak, her name was rita
Baby thought that $hort just might eat her
I told her like this, she can suck my peter
Or even go home cause i knew i didn&#39;t need her
Scratched her name off my telephone book
Never again i took a second look
Cause the next young freak, her name was sharon
She kept lookin&#39;, well, i kept stairin&#39;
Her booty was stuffed in the jeans she was wearin&#39;
She never left, she cutted out
I know you all know what i&#39;m talkin&#39; about
There&#39;s a freak named shane, such a sinner
She smokes that pipe and she&#39;s gettin&#39; thinner
Shane is cool but her mind is gone
One fat rock and it&#39;s goin&#39; on
She had another buddy, came by my place
Thick ass bitch, said her name was grace
She walked in the door wearin&#39; a lace
You shoulda seen that look that was on my face
She&#39;s like this tender named belinda
Homeboys call her belinda the blender
She gave head like she made it up
She was twenty years old with a big round butt
Had a girl slick like olive oil
Her father was rich and the girl was spoiled
When she got mad he blood would boil
But i rapped her off like i&#39;m lookin&#39; a

These are the tales, the freaky
The tales that i tell so

Shockedy life, friday night, it&#39;s goin&#39; on too $hort
Three weeks ago i met this freak
She followed me around like mary&#39;s sheep
I hitted around the corner and when she came
I grabbed her by the arm and i asked her name
She said it was nina and her man&#39;s in santa rita
I took her to my home and homeboy, i geed her
Set her on the way the very next way
Playboy $hort was ready to play
I bumped to this girl, her name was roseanne
We hitted the motel and got it goin&#39; on
Holiday inn to the break of dawn
When i took baby home, i freaked her mom
I knew this tender named shanie
I took her to the house and let her freak on me
Baby was a fan, she loved my beat
But i wouldn&#39;t raise my leg to let her kiss my feet
I met this freak named yolanda
Rolled baby doll like a brand new honda
I was on top and she was up under
The bed hitted the wall and it sounded like thunder
I once had a datewith girl named kitty
She was so fine with big fat tiddies
All night long she was actin&#39; shitty
So i macked on baby like i was frank nitti
There&#39;s another girl, her name is rose
I use to roll baby like brand new volvos
I never saw rose wearin&#39; clothes
She&#39;s a pimp house pet, ready to pose
I was ridin&#39; down the street when i met janet
Her booty was bigger than the whole damn planet
Ass everywhere, i just can&#39;t stand it
Tried to poem it but i could not manage
I had this freak, her name was bunny
Said i was the only man who ever called her honey
Everythin&#39; i did to her was funny
I macked on bunny and i took her money
Eight tonight a date with shirlie
She was really short and her hair was curly
If you saw baby you liked this girlie
She was so fine i went to get her early
Shirlie was freakin&#39; like a girl named rachel
Her bite was vicious and it sure was fatal
She liked to kiss all on my neval
Those are her lips on top of my label
I knew another freak, her name was candy
Real big lips and they came in handy
I smooth got worked and it was so dandy
I hooked the brood up with my homeboy randyhe did me a favor in return
Gave me a lizard, said her name was laverne
Baby got tossed and i got it on
I grabbed the mic and started to sing my song
My young homeboy heard me rap
And said he had way more freaks than that
So i told him like this: they might be freakin&#39;
But, boy, you never had that

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